For my own amusement, and lack of better names, i am planning to write a series of articles on 2 characters , a boy and girl. The boy is called 'YIN' and the girl is called 'YANG'. Anyway, the following is the first of such articles.
YANG : Hi YIN! How are you doing?
YIN: I am..(and before even he could finish...)
YANG: Anyway, i am not doing fine for so many days you know.
YIN: Why what happened?
YANG: Well, i have been having these series of neck pain for the past so many days. And then, i tried visiting the doctor. He came up with some random medical terms for this problem. And i just smoked a couple of cigarettes and slept the other day. Anyway, you were saying...
YIN: Yeah i was saying that I...(YANG cuts him once again)
YANG: Oh! Btw, did you know i got featured on this musical show on TV the other day. Did you see me?
YIN: Yes i did. And i was saying that...
YANG: And also, I have so many things to do in life. I have to handle my boyfriend. I have to handle my finances. I have to do so many things. My life is so complicated you know.Sorry, you were saying something(she looks at her watch and realizes she is getting late)...Oh! I need to rush back now. I have to get out now. I am going drinking with my sister...will talk to you later...and ...(she leaves).
YIN(All to himself): I just wanted to say that i feel like killing myself. I wanted to talk to someone about this. Anyway...i shall consult a psychiatrist.