Friday, July 07, 2006


Like any other insane creature on this planet who has nothing else to do...i too decided to write a book. Do not ask me about what it was as that is not important. What is important is what i write in it. So i finished up my Copyrights page, Acknowledgements, Prelude and other things. The next section was Disclaimers which looks something like this:

Warnings and Disclaimers

  1. This book is a work in progress. It contains quite a few mistakes and typos. I would greatly appreciate your constructive criticism. You can reach me at :

  2. Reading this book impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery.

  3. This book has been found to cause drowsiness in laboratory animals.

  4. This book contains twenty-three times the US RDA of fiber.

  5. Caution: FLAMMABLE - Do not read while smoking or near a fire.

  6. If infection, rash, or irritation develops, discontinue use and consult a physician.

  7. Warning: For external use only. Use only as directed. Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating contents can be harmful or fatal. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.

  8. In the unlikely event of a water landing do not use this book as a
    otation device.

  9. The material in this text is fiction; any resemblance to real things, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

  10. This is by far the most amusing section of this book....
  11. Finding the typos and mistakes in this book is left as an exercise for the reader. (Eye ewes a spelling chequer from thyme too thyme, sew their should knot bee two many misspellings. Though I ain't so sure the grammar's too good.)

  12. The techniques and methods in this text are subject to change without notice.

  13. This is a chain book. If you do not make seven copies and distribute them to your friends within ten days of obtaining this text you will suffer great misfortune and other nastiness.

  14. The surgeon general has determined that excessive studying is detrimental to your social life.

Now once you have read the above plz leave a comment as to whether i have missed out on something so that i can peacefully go ahead completing my book.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

how about... please read the offer document before investing.